"Bakwaaaaaaaas" TAA (Tab Aur Ab)

Treta Yuga or Dvapara Yuga (I mean recent times :) lol)
And now introducing ....... ta daaaa.....Kali Yuga...

Tab:

1. Women cooked
2. Women stayed @ home
3. Women maintained long hair
4. It was only women wh beared those kids ...

Ab:

1. Men having touch-the-butt long plaited hair
2. Women fancy chopping their hair (easy to maintain ya..)
3. "Dostana" and "Fire" -- aur jaane kya kya 'xxxxxx' .. "censored here" yeah family blog hai yaar..cant key-in everything.
4. Women paying more attention to payslips than relationships
5. Women think 101 times about bearing kinds
6. Men wearing trousers so low, just to display their second skin brand tags ! ! ! (not sure "Y")
7. Men stay back @ home to look after kinds
8. Men wearing long skirts ... ahhhhhhhhh
9. Women prefer men who cook (most of them incl. Archie)

May be in another decade I will have to make some Major changes to this post:)

Dose

High Heel Girls ! ! ! This thought often bothers me...crosses my mind often. How do they sport such exotic high heels day after day...everyday. sexy shoes with pointed heel.

And the very next thought that follow is "HOW" i mean "Kaise Yaar" when you have to set your feet on roads which are so clumsy. Do they just hop into the car the moment they step out of home? hmm or a boyfriend doing the privileged pickup and drop job? dont they have to walk to the auto stand ?? Do they just wear a plastic smile while actually breaking their feet in them? How do you feel balanced when you step on cobbled roads? Too many 'Qs'.

ROADS did i say that ! ! ! OMG roads remind me of three colors - Amber, Red, Green. Roads have now become synonymous to choas, overtaking, honking, breaking signals, pollution, jumping lanes ... TRAFFIC.
Trust me, its getting worse with each passing day. Esp. when you have to drive all the way from Secunderabad to Gachibowli. Vehicles increasing and roads getting blocked. A directly proportional relation. As if this was not enough, Encroachment adds to the agony. Should every one take to cycling to beat pollution and jams. People break traffic rules like its their birth right...uff kinda frustrates me. Are people behind the wheel unaware of traffic RULES (ask them and they say - aisa kuch hai kya???) or do they just care a damn.

With the number of motor vehicles increasing and cars becoming more accessible, it feeling like heaven only when the RTC / auto rickshaws /trucks call for a strike.

You never know how long it takes to reach the desired place even after proper planning. When there is congestion, you see civilians regulating traffic. The cop is probably busy cutting challan for violating traffic rules / not wearing a helmet/ not having renewed the pollution check or whatever.

How are we going to make things better ....... just Slice and Dice

Key To My life

I am in LOVE. And I am sure all of you here will agree that love is such a wonderful feeling. Everything seems to be so beautiful when in love. You never frown when in love. Its just smiles through all the miles.

And today I am keying in the most important chapter (the hidden sector)of my life. I am quite uncomfortable and a little embarassed to write this in public but then all is fair in love(I wanted to share this with my friends). I want the whole world to know that I am in love. I am a "Paint the city Red" kinda person. Pyar Kiya toh Darna Kya.

I have been lucky to be surrounded by a flurry on good looking men. But it is "She " who swept me off my feet(I know its "Dostana" types (from reel life to real life) but who cares. Its MY LIFE and i have chosen to live with her). She sure changed my life forever and I am now njoying every moment of my life in her company. I have met lot of girls but she is different. She is ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. The best part is that I met her at Cognizant. She was just an acquaintance sometime back last year but now has taken the front seat. I met her on few occassions but never thought she would be my FUTURE.

She isn't someone that you would fall in love at the first sight. People find her dull and boring(Bahenji types). But to know her, you need to spend quality time with her and then its magik --- you fall in love with her. I feel extremely lucky and blessed to have known her and now I am spending most of my time at office with her (My manager has noticed my courteous attention towards her...guess he too is interested in her). Come what may, I want her to be my companian for the rest of my life.

Taking this relationship one step forward and to keep troubles at bay, I introduced her to my family. I do discuss about her at home at the time. Mom doesnt have a clue that I am committed to her. Its hard to keep the news of my new found love. Its been few days and I am excited and full of energy. No doubt about that. She has given me a new reason to live, new dimension to my life and whole lot of excitement in every single day. Life was never so beautiful. Love really makes life more beautiful. it brings a whole new meaning to life.

My family is yet to meet her in person and interact with her. My friends (men ofcourse) who met her like her a lot. Some even expressed their fondness for my new love. So i decided to keep them away from her. Most women might not like her though. J- factor you see...dunno why women are like that. Manufacturing defect shaayad.

My people at home dont seem to be understanding this relationship. My MOM is not too inclined to accept her. She doesnt want her at home. She lends her ear to whatever I say, but after each and every conversation of mine to bring her home, she just has one answer - NO. I am still convincing my MOM to meet her just once but no luck. I wept buckets of tears. I thought that my dad would understand my feelings for her. But then he cant stand a sight of her and dad is just not interested to interact with her. My grandmother was my last ray of hope. I was sure she would accept "her". But she was blunt and gave me all those dirty looks and cursed me with the power of her eyes. You know how it is, older generation not trying to understand and able to accept this new relationship and Love which is different. It HURTS. I reached out to one more person for help - my sister. I was 100% sure she would atleast understand my love for "her". Kahani mein twist, she stopped taking to me and now its just the monosyllable answers between us when i discuss my new found love. I have identified the problem with the current generation - they don't want to call a spade a spade.

All this opposition from my near and dear 1's did not affect my love for her and I am still going strong. She is MINE and now I am commmitted to her. I take all oaths to be by her side for the rest of my life.

And of you ask me Why do i love her from the bottom of my heart ?? ... she bring out the zeal in me, all emotions come live, she is so very thought provoking - I love the experience.

Call her anything - My Life, My Love, My Reflection, My Alterego - unix.

BTS - Back To School

St.Anns High School - Secunderabad. {http://www.stanns-secunderabad.com}
I cherish all the wonderful memories as a student of St. Anns - class LKG to 10th grade.
School - the best days of my life. I am sure most of us out there would agree to this. No tension @ all. Morning assembly, walk back to classrooms, first two periods as per the time table, intervel at 10:30am, then two more periods before we break for lunch @ 12:00, then another four more periods and home bell rang @ 3.15pm.
All fun and no worries:)

The first day after holidays was the best day. The last day after exams was also the best day. The excursions, sports day, childrens day, teachers day, dramatics, elocution competitions, rangoli, fancy dress, chatting non-stop, Quaterly, Half-Yearly and Final EXAMS, unit tests, assignments, punishments - stand up on the bench stuff, kneel down outside the class, collecting money for the might box, social workers club, saturday canteen, red belt VS white belt rivalry, the four houses - Daffodils, Pansies, Red Roses and Shamrocks, fan clubs, scrap books ..... what fun it was to be in school. But the last day of school was so very painful. All good things have to come to an end and so was with school life.

Re-Union
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Ideal Work Environment

WHY WHY WHY do people change jobs?
Maybe they dont feel nice about this place, they dont get along with the Boss, they dont get the needed support, no career advancements and compensation ofcourse.
But what are they looking for @ work? What actually constitutes the "IDEAL" work environment?
Before I Google for expert comments.....

• You are given enough autonomy and are encouraged in your current job
• You have pleasant and cooperative team members
• The Team encourage new ideas @ work and supports the implementation
• And you have all you need to do your work

Aur kya chahiye...